Rachel said "[click here]"

Here's the real story:
I woke up to "Help! Helllllllp!". I tried to cover her mouth but I couldn't see anything so I grabbed her neck instead. And I got in her face and was like "hey! hey! HEY!". She scared the C-R-A-P out of me. Then I couldn't sleep so she went to turn the lamp on next to her side of the bed and the bulb flashed and burned out. So she lit candles which gave a hellish glow. Then (about 5 seconds later) the computer turned itself off and on again. Then the printer started up. I was pretty sure there was a snarling giant troll at the computer so I made her get up and follow me to see if it was. The computer had itself an automatic update and restarted itself. Which, in turn, caused the printer to make its startup noise. All this in the course of a few minutes. It was a wrench in the norm.